Then your head is likely to explode, Alice darling, because programs are nothing like films.
[He scrambles to the DVD player and shoves in the film--then scrambles back to the sofa once more as it begins, clamoring up to sit on Jack's other side.]
No pirating, it says no pirating, Jack, you'll be caught. You as well, miss, although you'd likely be let off as you'd be a lady-pirate. And oooo, here are the opening credits--dusky dust, dusty sunset, a lone rider on a pale horse riding along a gulch.... with his faithful dog.
You what! So not like Yorick at all, is what she means-- Oi, Alice, have you actually seen him? He's nearly unable to lay down, that's how massive he is. This dog is about a quarter the size of Yorick, Jack, just imagine.
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[He leans against Alice, his head settling in her lap, his feet gently pushing at Sirius' leg.]
And you aren't brilliant, don't give yourself too much o' an ego. Oye, darlin', you ever seen one before? A film, I mean.
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I haven't, to be honest. I've seen a few shows on television when I pass by some shops but...nothing much.
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[He scrambles to the DVD player and shoves in the film--then scrambles back to the sofa once more as it begins, clamoring up to sit on Jack's other side.]
No pirating, it says no pirating, Jack, you'll be caught. You as well, miss, although you'd likely be let off as you'd be a lady-pirate. And oooo, here are the opening credits--dusky dust, dusty sunset, a lone rider on a pale horse riding along a gulch.... with his faithful dog.
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