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[allucinator]

Is it a Yorick-like dog, or one that actually ain't fat as hell?

[cruelwonder]

Like Yorick. Very thin.

[atrumcanis.livejournal.com]

You what! So not like Yorick at all, is what she means-- Oi, Alice, have you actually seen him? He's nearly unable to lay down, that's how massive he is. This dog is about a quarter the size of Yorick, Jack, just imagine.

[allucinator]

I tried to get him to go on a diet, you know, it's not my fault he's fat as hell.

[cruelwonder]

You two are terrible! He's going to hear you and start to sulk now.