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[allucinator]

Nobody got hurt!

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[cruelwonder]

You'd have gotten yourselves killed! And your rats! Think of your children.

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[allucinator]

Excuse me, the rats are on the third floor, the children and grandchildren are fine. Yorick just got a bit o' a scare, that's all, and we fussed over him enough after he didn't even remember.

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[cruelwonder]

[She laughs softly.]

He's got a horrible memory.

[She blinks when they emerge on the other side, adjusting her eyes to the light.]

Just be careful. If I hear your house has caved in one day while I'm at the orphanage...

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[allucinator]

What're you gonna do, kill me? I'll already be dead.

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[cruelwonder]

Oh, ha ha. I'll think of something.

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[allucinator]

But Alice--

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[cruelwonder]

Don't you "but" anything. I have my ways. "Hell hath no fury," as they say.

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[allucinator]

I wouldn't have even done nothin'!

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[cruelwonder]

You'd have gotten yourself killed and that's enough.

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[allucinator]

And enough punishment, I'd think.

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[cruelwonder]

You think?

[She raises an eyebrow, trying not to smile.]

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[allucinator]

[He gives her an exaggerated pout, his eyes sad.]

Oh, yes.

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[cruelwonder]

[She swats at him.]

Don't give me that face.

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[allucinator]

[He laughs and leans forward, his arms wrapping around her waist, nosing against her neck.]

But Al-lice--

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[cruelwonder]

[She twists in his grip, laughing, his nose tickling her.]

You little-- That tickles!

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[allucinator]

Like you mind--

[He laughs and keeps her close, kissing (or trying to) at the crook of her neck.]

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[cruelwonder]

[She puts her arms around him and makes a quiet sound against his shoulder.]

I never claimed I did.

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[allucinator]

[He grins, moving to kiss her neck once again.]

Oh, excellent, cuz I hate bullshit--

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[cruelwonder]

[She smiles, kneading at his shoulders.]

Mmh.

[She turns her head and kisses his cheek awkwardly.]

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[allucinator]

[He grins, holding still.]

You have lovely hands.

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[cruelwonder]

[She laughs gently into his ear.]

Can't say the same about yours. "Lovely," that is.

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[allucinator]

I'll have you know I once polished these nails.

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[cruelwonder]

Did you? Did you paint them too?

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[allucinator]

You're mockin' me.